[The video snaps on and shows the side of Starscream's face as seen from the end of his outstretched arm. He appears to being sprawled out on his back, in the middle of a side street, apparently unconscious. After a minute, he stirs with a pitiful moan ( Read more... )

[Starscream has been studying the effect of the DG cells on...himself. Research is going well...]

PITIFUL HUMANS!!! YOUR LIVES ARE MEANINGLESS!!! MEANINGLESS!!!!

[And apparently the best way to express this sentiment is to throw cars everywhere. He does this for quite some time until the scene is bathed in fire and drowned in the sound of insane

[The video feed starts and something is decidedly off. Starscream is driving slowly. Like under the speed limit slow. The video pans back and forth, he's clearly hunting for something. As the camera pans right for the 32nd time there's some noise and movement to the left, just out of sight ( Read more... )

[Starscream is TIRED. The nerve of those cars with flashing lights on them! Chasing him for the better part of the day yesterday, for no reason (that he can discern) and then having to drive around in the dark, avoiding monsters. He turns hard into a shady-looking alley and the video turns on, looks like Sector...1 ( Read more... )

[Thump. The video feed starts, looking out over a long, white hood and furiously swiping windshield wipers. He comes to a T in the road and turns his wheels sharply to the right...and keeps going.]

AH!!!

[Starscream has discovered hydroplaning. He transforms before hitting anything, gets back on the road, re-transforms, and drives away....

[The video snaps on cleanly, showing a bright blue sky with a few wispy clouds and the corner of a slightly damaged building, possibly a warehouse. The audio is picking up the sound of lapping waves. The video suddenly drops off to the left. There is a brief glimpse of a dock ( Read more... )